Zionist-Conspiracy-O-Matic (TM). (Designed especially for CiF’s Jonathan Steele)

@ Adam

The Steele article was ridiculous, of course.

But it seems you have too much time to kill. You’re going way over the top, there.

9/11, JFK, the Protocols, the dancing Israelis, the 4,000 Israeli WTC survivors …

???????

There’s enough anti-Israel shit out there without having to resort to this nonsense.

Yes, it is ridiculous of course because they did not include the tsunamis in level three. Brilliant otherwise.

Pretzel:
It’s supposed to be funny (-:

Thanks Adam.

This should be a link to archive to include in comments on CiF threads.

Rational posters coming here will have a great laugh. A laugh that will defeat CiF.

Hi Pretzel

I myself have challenged more extreme anti-Israel posters on CiF by suggesting that the Zionists caused the Haiti earthquake.

But this is not a joke, naturally we caused it. What do you think – how to harvest fresh human organs without a good earthquake!?

@ Adam Levick

“Fun”?

Pretzelberg:

In one sense, this id a joke. But it’s funny it’s as close as it’s possible to get to a simple satire on anti-Semitic and anti-Israel theories. Most of these accusations have, in fact, be made or are still being made. Ridiculing them in this fashion is perfectly healthy. So, I fear you have to improve your sense of humour and to read more anti-Israel rhetoric. The more you can put together, the more they seem utterly fantastic, and the more we (which should include you) pile on the ridicule, the more the people who have recourse to this sort of thing may squirm.

Hello, Denis

You are spot-on in what you say about the fantastic nature of anti-Israel rhetoric. Ridiculing the purveyors of it is one way to undermine them too, given that the rigidity of thought required of someone who is inclined towards Islamic supremacist ideology cannot take on board nuance, which is a vital pre-requisite of understanding satire or jokes at their expense, and being able to “roll with the punches” rather than fume about them.

The result of being joked about is that such people become very exercised because the joke threatens their sense of omnipotence and control. Also they genuinely cannot understand people whose views and thoughts do not correspond with theirs (ie they lack the theory of mind which makes it possible to accept that people may think differently and to be comfortable with that, or even that there can be such things a good natured jokes at their expense) and immediately perceive them to be a threat. Being inclined towards paranoia, they cannot conceive of people laughing “with” them either – they would always perceive any joke to have malicious intent.

And I absolutely agree with you that the more such people froth, the more we should pile on the ridicule.

I think it’s brilliant but it does miss a mention of the Jews (on Venus) who direct all these manifestations of power.

Well done, pretzelberg

Julian

I’m sorry to say that Ephraim Kishon was a name unknown to me. He does however look like someone I must read (or see).

For his fans, a trivial quiz.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephraim_Kishon
will give you more information, Ariadne. I didn’t know anything about his earlier life until 2 minutes ago.

As Comment is Free why can’t I get it 2-4-1 at the Yaish Supermarket and the Arab-owned Dahan fruit’n'veg market here in Karmiel, Galilee, Israel. Of course, it’s clear. The Guardian doesn’t want a girl to eat.