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HateAnythingJewish

29 Jan 2010, 8:37AM

Israel is a shitbag.  Zionists kill Palestinian babies. Israelis harvest (human) organs. Zionists are like Nazis. Zionists target civilians. Israel is an Apartheid state. Gaza is one huge concentration camp. George Galloway is my hero. People are starving in Gaza. Palestinian terrorism is ‘goodliness’ because Israel occupies territory belonging to the Palestinians. Obama is a Jewish pawn. Hillary Clinton is a Jewish pawn. Israel is not a real democracy. Zealot Jews control Israel. Neocons are dumb Jews. Palestinians and all Arabs are not responsible for their actions because they were subservient to colonialists. Islamic Terrorism is the result of the actions of colonialists. The EU and the USA must sign up to cleaning up the atmosphere but China can continue as she wishes because she is basically a counterweight to US domination of the world. Ahmedinejad is bad in his attitude to homosexuals and women but otherwise he is all goodness and anti USA. Saudi Arabia is evil and bad. The Taliban are really good people but we don’t really appreciate their attitude to women, homosexuals, dissention, governance and education. The US is the greatest evil in the world today. Russia will one day return to true and righteous Stalinism. Socialism is the only good form of governance. Market driven economies are bad, bad, and bad again. Banks are evil.  Islamist terrorism in the UK is understandable because the UK is killing Muslims in Iraq. Muslims are killing Muslims in Darfur and Iraq but this is ok because …. because …. Well. Because.

A letter from Wyrian Bittiker to the author of the above comment

Dear HateAnythingJewish,

Thank for your above comment. We at The Nuardiag are very, very impressed.

My name is Wyrian Bittiker and I am responsible for the rank absence of any intellectual content on our blog site.

I would formally like to invite you to write a post about Israel. As you obviously are aware, we, at The Nuardiag are on a crusade to destroy the one Western Liberal Democracy in the Middle East. Anything will be utilized from a dog fouling a pavement in Tel Aviv to an overheard comment by a Zionist Entity functionary who was muttering expletives to an Arab Israeli waiter who had spilt boiling hot soup into his lap while trying to stab him with a knife.

Posts along these and similar lines are very welcome.

The post should be between 150 to 600 words long and, if we accept it, you will be paid 75 British Pounds which will be delivered to you by post in crumpled 5 pound notes.

Please don’t feel any embarrassment at your singular lack of literary talent. This could not be of less interest to us and you will find yourself to be very much at home in our resident assortment of Jewish and Israeli social rejects who concoct posts for us. What we are basically interested in is your personal deviant interpretation of day to day occurrences within the Zionist Entity in Palestine and the wider Jewish world.

Given the absence of any intellectual depth of many of our readers and commenters, we would remind you that only polarised views (which show that Israel is guilty of whatever you are charging her of), are acceptable. Any mention of conflicting interpretations of the incident that you are presenting is strongly discouraged, since they will almost certainly confuse our loyal and regular readers. We do not want to cause them to actually peruse  independently the situation and so, drive them away.

HITS MEAN MORE ADVERTISING REVENUE!

We look forward to a long and mutually debilitating relationship as you help us maintain an ongoing demonization of the Zionist Entity and what is really going on in Gaza and elsewhere in the region.

Your truly

Wyrian Bittiker

84 comments on “We loved your comment

  1. modernity thanks for your reply. The following from your post resonated:

    “..That’s why I think if Israel didn’t exist, pro boycotters would have to invent her. There seems to be some almost obsessive compulsive attitude towards Israel and Israelis, which is almost outside the context of reality….”

    This hatred of Israel is visceral therefore it cannot come from a reasoned or reasonable place within the hater. One cannot reason and emote at the same time. These people need an out-group to scapegoat and project all their badness on, as I have written above, so that they can feel comfortable and,, consciously or not, that they are superior and “good.” The give away is the utter conviction that Israel is all wrong, that nothing she has done, is doing or will do will ever be right. No intelligent reasonable person would argue so extremely and one-sidedly and, apparently without awareness that there is another side of every argument, yet it’s the staple of CiF. And it’s easy to get sucked into reinforcing that sort of guff, too, which colludes with and exacerbates the polarisation of the arguments and the thinking.

    Henry and Comment is Free are like drug pushers who see a niche market and encourage addiction to their drug in order for them to make money. In this case the drug is hatred. I have written before that I believe that the sort of visceral hatred we see on CiF against Israel and Jews gives the hater a sort of buzz and a release, rather like a drug fix. Without it they may feel empty and emotionally dead. In order to get the advertising revenue Henry and her coven need to crank up their users’ habit.

    “I found that when I was discussing some topics with a few anti-Israeli types and it was clear how rigid (as you say) and literalistic in their thought process they were. If you questioned them about the wider Middle East, you were often met with blank looks, as if it didn’t occur to them to think about the 20 plus members of the Arab league and their roles in the past 70 years or so.”

    This is often the case, modernity, with people who take on board what they are told without analysis or thought. I believe that there may also be a more mechanistic explanation – such people’s emotional energies may be so consumed with hating and raging and ranting that they are incapable of devoting enough of it to analysis of the complexities of the situation.

    It’s simpler for them not to address those complexities at all and carry on getting their fix of hatred.

    “There could be a simpler answer, that the quality of those activists is pretty low level, and thinking is often taken as an optional extra?”

    Well given the reiterative nature ad nauseam of the drivel on CiF (repeated here by certain CiF trolls and spoilers) I am inclined to agree with you. As for thinking being an optional extra, see above. Of course some expound at length and try to appear knowledgeable but they are still spoilers. Often an in-depth examination of what they actually say shows that very little of it is meaningful and in pursuit of reasoned and reasonable debate.

  2. Henry and Comment is Free are like drug pushers who see a niche market and encourage addiction to their drug in order for them to make money. In this case the drug is hatred. I have written before that I believe that the sort of visceral hatred we see on CiF against Israel and Jews gives the hater a sort of buzz and a release, rather like a drug fix. Without it they may feel empty and emotionally dead. In order to get the advertising revenue Henry and her coven need to crank up their users’ habit.

    Oh no — I feel more analogous satire coming on! (Or is that just cold turkey-induced vomiting?)

    Hawkeye and Comment is Free Watch are like drug pushers who see a niche Giyus-type blogspot and encourage addiction to their drug in order for them to make propaganda. In this case the drug is hatred. I have written before that I believe that the sort of visceral hatred we see on CiF Watch against The Guardian and CiF gives the hater a sort of buzz and a release, rather like a drug fix. Without it they may feel empty and emotionally dead. In order to get the anonymous sponsors’ revenue, Hawkeye and his cronies need to crank up their users’ habit.

    Indeed — for hatred is the opiate of the CiF Watch masses…

  3. Mitnaged, agreed, you won’t get any argument from me, but what is amusing is how many of us have come to that similar conclusion merely from observing the behaviour and extremities of these individuals.

    If it weren’t so vile it might even be strangely fascinating, a bit like watching Pavlovian mice, performing the same tasks day after day, scratching the same itch, making the same complaints, day in day out.

    Hmm. Maybe not.

  4. Modernity

    a bit like watching Pavlovian mice

    By the way, one of Pavlov’s dogs was overheard telling another, “Aren’t these human beings creatures of habit? Every time a bell rings, they bring us food!”

  5. Little Johnny take your cheap two bit psychology and your opiates and whatever other nasty baggage that you drag around with you, and go flog it to your creepy little brain dead mates on CiF.

    Who let the Dog in.He is not house trained.

  6. I’m Steve Bell and I’m an award winning cartoonist,my cartoons are the type that you would want to pin on your ass.Not your chest.

    They are very cheerful cartoons,the type of cartoons that reflect the state of mind of the majority of those that post on CiF.

  7. awardsthatarepinnedonthebutt

    I’m Steve Bell and I’m an award winning cartoonist,my cartoons are the type that you would want to pin on your ass.Not your chest. They are very cheerful cartoons,the type of cartoons that reflect the state of mind of the majority of those that post on CiF.

    Actually. I think that Steve bell’s ‘cartoons’ reflect the sick obsessive mindset of the coven managing the Guardian newspaper at this moment in time.

    Hopefully, not for much longer though.

  8. Mitnaged

    Henry and Comment is Free are like drug pushers who see a niche market and encourage addiction to their drug in order for them to make money. In this case the drug is hatred. I have written before that I believe that the sort of visceral hatred we see on CiF against Israel and Jews gives the hater a sort of buzz and a release, rather like a drug fix. Without it they may feel empty and emotionally dead. In order to get the advertising revenue Henry and her coven need to crank up their users’ habit.

    The Henry coven’s misfortune is that it thought that the drug users were more ‘common’. (Pardon the pun). Sadly for Georgina, they are simply not numerous enough to support this failing newspaper as their worsening financial situation shows. A dying ‘breed’ of loony lefties who deplore the democratic environment because it dismisses ‘them’ as extremist lunatics. (Perish the thought).

    Hope to see Rustbucket and his effluent in the dole line soon.

  9. awards&c – did you know that your cartoons are a case study for students on a psychology course as part of an alternative Thematic Apperception Test (a test which reflects the unconscious processes of the person who is describing his/her feelings when s/he looks at the drawing/cartoon)?

    I heard that several students had to be referred for counselling after that exercise, particularly as a result of being shown your cartoons, and that the course in question has taken them out of the test as a result of that.

    Having looked at them alone, and without the less evocative drawings in that test battery, I have to say that they are reflective of a very bizarre mind indeed.

  10. Johnny, come home at once, do you hear?

    You are breaching the terms of your Care Order and the the Court Order which says you cannot post to blogs, and you haven’t taken your medication.

    Do I have to call the police again like I did the last time?

  11. @ MonicaS

    If you’re talking about my previous post, then no sarcasm was intended. Which part did you mean?
    And in what sense do you consider my sense of perception to be dismal?
    Surely it’s not simply because I don’t share your views … ?

    @ Fairplay

    Please do expand on your “distant cousin” comment …
    What exactly were you trying to say?

  12. JerusalemMite, I have heard that al-Grauniad is failing. Do you have any figures of sales, etc which illustrate what you say?

  13. Mmmm…

    For hatred is the opiate of the CiF Watch masses…

    I kinda liked that. Sorry — did it upset you, mother?

  14. Everybody has said everything. But HATEANYTHINGJEWISH has forgotten to add that people who live in healthy conditions, with good hospitals and an educational system which inculcates tolerance and enterprise are prolonging their own lives and those of their children, not to mention complete strangers, and thus adding to the world’s overpopulation, so if all the Israelis would just drink sewage and stop healing each other and just die the world’s population crisis would be over at a stroke.

    And teaching your children to be tolerant is going unnaturally against the tribal instinct of mankind to slaughter members of other tribes, so why didn’t those evil Israelis kill ALL the Gazans and not just those with the guns and missiles? They should have killed all the men and enslaved the women and children, as any decent primitive person will know.

    Hamas, on the other hand, should be thanked by the whole world for keeping their people in primitive and insanitary conditions and training their children to blow themselves up, thus maintaing our good old tribal traditions and perhaps causing death from disease or malnutrition, thus combatting global warming disproportionately to the size of their population and the viability of their half-state.

    And so on.

  15. Little Johnny take your cheap two bit psychology and your opiates and whatever other nasty baggage that you drag around with you, and go flog it to your creepy little brain dead mates on CiF.

    Ooh — a big boy (or perhaps girl) speaks. You see, you make my point admirably.

    Well done.

  16. The link I am posting does not relate to Cif – it is however interesting in view of the ongoing arguments over hate sites/free speech etc. The site referred to was registered inUS – the judge stated that the 2 could be prosecuted here as most of the material posted on it originated in uk.

    Other vids which link to this one carry some very vicious racist comments,

    Leni

  17. Johnny I shan’t tell you again.

    Come home immediately and take your medication

    The emergency mental health team is willing to hold off for half an hour only otherwise it’s the chokey for you.

    Don’t do this to your poor old mother!

  18. Johnny, this is your psychiatrist. I am speaking to you through your fillings, since your mother tells me that those are the only voices you listen to since you stopped your medication.

    Please resume taking it!

    Please also stop reading or posting to blogs.

    You remember what happened to you the last time.

  19. juliantheprostate, excellent post.

    I hope that the CiF editorial team reads it, although I doubt that they will understand it.

  20. Mother dear:

    The emergency mental health team is willing to hold off for half an hour only otherwise it’s the chokey for you.

    What? You would choke the life out of your only begotten son? Are you sure you wouldn’t prefer to scream out “Anti-Semitism!” to relieve your existential angst?

  21. Please also stop reading or posting to blogs.

    Ooh, Doctor dear …Are you trying to stifle my penchant for satire?

    — I just loved this one, didn’t you?

    Hawkeye and Comment is Free Watch are like drug pushers who see a niche Giyus-type blogspot and encourage addiction to their drug in order for them to make propaganda. In this case the drug is hatred. I have written before that I believe that the sort of visceral hatred we see on CiF Watch against The Guardian and CiF gives the hater a sort of buzz and a release, rather like a drug fix. Without it they may feel empty and emotionally dead. In order to get the anonymous sponsors’ revenue, Hawkeye and his cronies need to crank up their users’ habit.

    Indeed — for hatred is the opiate of the CiF Watch masses…

  22. PS.

    Johnny, this is your psychiatrist. I am speaking to you through your fillings

    Sorry? Are you my psychiatrist — or are you my dentist..?

  23. JohnnytheZionist don’t you DARE come back to CiF, do you hear?

    You sound more like me than I do, and there’s only room for one moron on CiF. So carry on being the CifWatch Moron of the month, by all means. So far you’re doing better than Berchmans so it must be a good sign.

    I’ve asked Georgina to write you a catch all reference to any of the Israel-hating blogs anywhere in the world, just in case CifWatch does a Berchmans on you, and ignores you. Georgie absolutely loves me, you see whilst you don’t even ring her bell-y button.

    BTW GH and I could hardly wait for you to go. We almost BLESSED CifWatch for putting up with you, God help us. We saw the error of our ways when we sobered up, though.

    Bye Bye Johnnie – don’t hurry back, ya hear?

  24. Irit – Not as far as Feth’s concerned! Says a lot about the mentality, doesn’t it when they all think being a moron is a badge of honour!

    Way to go, CifWatch – can we have more of this light-hearted stickin it to em?

  25. Juvenile tosh. The Guardian fortress will hardly be chipped by such obvious witterings…how do you get a job here?

    :)

  26. Conversations overheard in the Guardian canteen …

    Americans are stupid, racist and fat. White ones that is. Republicans worst of all. We’re oh-so-disappointed with Obama. He’s just the same as George Bush.

    Palestine is The Only Cause In Town. Everything Israel does is wicked. Of course Hamas and Teheran don’t really mean it when they threaten to wipe it out.

    Of course Iran doesn’t want the Bomb. It’s a wicked plot by America and its evil sidekick Israel to grab its oil.

    Christianity is beneath contempt. Anyone who’s a Christian is weird, especially if American. Islam is wonderful, scientific and peace-loving really. Anyone who criticises any of its practices is a racist Islamophobe. Jews are OK as long as they criticise Israel; supporters are beyond the pale.

    Blair and Campbell took us single-handedly into The War on lies (“The War” has now morphed into Afghanistan BTW) and are responsible for a million dead (about 100,000 according to the Iraqi Govt, 80% killed by other Muslims but that won’t ever get said).

    Catastrophic climate change is upon us (and it’s all America’s fault). Something must be done by tea time. The more expensive the better. And it has to involve windmills.

    Business is at best sordid, at worst corrupt. Capitalism is exploitation and is blighting the third world.

    Class is boring. Race and gender are endlessly fascinating.

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