This is a guest post from the omnipresent AKUS
Overheard at the editor’s meeting this morning:
The number of comments on I/P threads is dropping – advertising starting to look weak – people don’t like those articles praising Hamas and other extremists – we need to bring in a house Jew to write another “As-A-Jew” article and get the click rate back up …
Who shall we call?
Freedman?
Lerman?
Klug?
Silverstein?
Gordon?
Dhimmi?
Brian – please get on the blower straight after this meeting. And tell Bunglawhatever that he just wrote his last article for CiF …






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September 23, 2009 at 6:25 pm
aficianado
The Guardian is a newspaper for whining whingers,written by whingers,they whinge about Israel,they whinge about the US,they whinge just about everything/anything.
I was looking for just one positive article.I couldn’t find any.
What a miserable bunch.
September 23, 2009 at 6:32 pm
StickyMickey
aficianado-
Whereas this blog doesn’t whinge about anything does it?
September 23, 2009 at 6:39 pm
aficianado
How about we boycott that rag for a week or two,and see what happens.
They can’t argue with themselves.It’s the pro-Israeli’s that are the ones that keep that rag alive.
It would need a concerted effort,for it to be successful.
Though it’s fun going in there to piss them off.
September 23, 2009 at 6:41 pm
aficianado
Christ,what’s that smell again.
September 23, 2009 at 6:46 pm
sababa
Ah, what do you mean “omnipresent AKUS” — there can never be too much AKUS, as far as I’m concerned!
But it’s clear that AKUS is no good when it comes to EMPATHY!!! A bit of empathy, AKUS, would go a long way: you see, these are difficult times: Obama had to sort of climb down the complete-absolute-no-single-brick-settlement-freeze-tree, and even the WPost had an editorial (ouch!) that all but said that his Mideast peace approach has been a bit off the mark so far, and that, eh, ugh, this guy BADBibi sort of was right all along:
“The administration also concluded, wrongly, that obtaining an unconditional Israeli settlement freeze was an essential first step. In fact settlements are no longer a strategic obstacle to peace; as a practical matter, most of the construction is in areas that will not be part of a Palestinian state. The administration’s inflexible stance, unwisely spelled out in public by Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, led to an unwinnable confrontation with Mr. Netanyahu, turned Israeli public opinion against Mr. Obama and prompted Palestinians to harden their own position. The compromise now being discussed between Washington and Jerusalem will differ little from past deals”
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/22/AR2009092203474.html
Actually, the other day, the Guardian’s very own Jonathan Freedland had an article that also hinted that may be this settlement-freeze demand wasn’t such a great idea after all…
It’s hard to imagine just how painful all this must be for the true believers of the GWV. There must be many broken hearts in this editors’ meeting you describe, AKUS; and among the potential writers you mention, some like Silverstein, who positively worshipped Obama, must be completely shattered. So give them a bit time to recuperate!!!
September 23, 2009 at 8:01 pm
aficianado
Perhaps CIF is running out of pieces of silver to pay their House Jews.
Should we pitch in.
September 23, 2009 at 8:46 pm
AKUS
sababa – ah, empathy!!
How Dotty used to accuse me having no empathy, in the good old days. No empathy for suicide bombers, murderers, rocketers, kidnappers …
It takes me back …. so yes, as you suggest, let’s empathize with those in the US administration condemned to count every brick laid by Palestinian laborers working on Jewish apartments in Israel … and for those laborers, forced to take work in Israel because their own people have screwed things up so badly they have no work in the WB.
I just finished listening to that empathetic world leader, Ahminajad preaching love and a bright Islamic future for us all after the coming of the Mahdi … just like they already have in Iran … it gave me a sense of what it must have been like in the 1930′s listening to Hitler defiling every hope and dream that decent people might have by co opting the language of decency to his own disgusting ends.
After one article in praise of hamas, and a warm-up to Ahminajad’s call to re-engage with Islam from Bungler, I hope we will have Ahminajad’s speech printed verbatim and approvingly in tomorrow’s Guardian. That should pretty much be th nail in the coffin for CIF.
He hit all the high points – the Jewish world wide conspiracy, the suffering Palestinians, the invading world powers, the legitimacy of his overwhelming democratic election – all the things a hypocritical dictator can blame the rest of the world for in the hope of diverting attention from the fact that he should not even be standing there as Iran’s Premier.
Definitely material for a good article on CIF by some admirer.
September 23, 2009 at 8:56 pm
AKUS
Well, no surprise – it didn’t take long for the first Holocaust denier and Ahminajad admirer to appear on CIF.
This commentator has picked up on the new themes around Holocaust denial:
It is a “black box” that no-one is allowed to investigate
Despite the fact that there are few topics in the world’s history that have been, and continue to be, as extensively researched and “proven”, if proof be needed, than the Holocaust.
So far, the comment is up there for 5 hours …. 15 recommendations ..
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2009/sep/23/iran-struggle-back-wrong-side?commentid=a9be3124-88d8-4507-af60-595e3f9efe46
xxxxxx
23 Sep 09, 9:01pm (about 5 hours ago)
This is what millions of Iranians set out to do, in mass demonstrations this summer; and that is what some of them are still trying to do, despite beatings, killings, torture, rape, the continued arrest of thousands of activists, and a grotesque show trial of leading reformists.
millions? what about the millions who support the regime, the millions who are not the vested interests of a certain elite? – to date no evidence of any fraud has been proven in fact it appears ahmedinejad win was fair as fair as any election can be even ours.
that is, the Holocaust – “is false … It is a lie based on an unprovable and mythical claim.”
no once again you are playing with the facts and context. he is of course questioning the immutable truth of the holocaust, that is the truth that cannot be discussed or queried. what he says is such a debate should be allowed because only the truth of the holocaust will out. that is if the holocaust is as claimed in detail as presented then any research can only result in that truth.
what he dislikes is the ‘black box’ of that truth. no other historical fact has that bubble wrap.
Analysts of Iran sometimes use the image of a race between two clocks: the nuclear clock and the democracy clock
no evidence of iran seeking nuclear weapons.
One of these the British government has now done – funding the first-rate BBC Persian television and internet service,
advocating state sponsored propaganda but not when it is iranian how curious.
The contest inside Iran is far from over. Its outcome is not up to us, but at least we must do nothing that helps the wrong side win..
the iranian out manoevered us, and we want a second bite of the cherry.
all in all a very poor article.
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September 23, 2009 at 9:36 pm
sababa
Definitely: Ahmadi’s speech should provide ample inspiration for an article or two — perhaps one in the “Cif Belief” section, on his “spiritual musings”, and one about his observations on who controls the world? But it would be unfair to ignore Ghadafi — I mean, the man is for a “secular democratic Isratine”, so it would be downright irresponsible to repress this voice of sanity!!!
September 24, 2009 at 2:58 am
JerusalemMite
This is a guest post from the omnipresent AKUS
Very fitting.
I believe that DavidT mentioned that he can no longer post on CI(F).
You are in good company AKUS.
And tell Bunglawhatever that he just wrote his last farticle for CiF
Very appropriate.
September 24, 2009 at 3:42 am
Mita
Don’t talk of house-Jews, talk of house-posties. I drank salty coffee this morning, I swear, I cried so much reading this touching postie-post.
The mods are tolerant with me ..but they know I absolutely love this paper and cannot bear the thought of illiberal and right wing voices dominating.
Now, isn’t that touching? **sniff, sniff**. AKUS you didn’t know how to turn on the tear-tap otherwise the mods would have been tolerant with you too. You just have to say what they want you to say like our dear old broken down old postie, and then no matter what other absolute bunkum you write, no matter whose hominem you ad, no matter how much you fiddle with anti-semitism and lie that it doesn’t exist, you will be a favourite of the mod gods and preserved forever more.
Aren’t you sorry you didn’t know this before you sinned so grievously?
September 24, 2009 at 6:01 am
sababa
From the GartonAsh thread:
ShamelessHussy
23 Sep 09, 11:43pm
Ahmedinejad is the most popular President that Iran has had since the revolution and not just in Iran but throughout the Muslim world.
The allegations of fraud are played out by propagandists and jealous non-entities who have an axe to grind with a country that cannot be dictated to by the Yanks.
Iran is building her own cars, warships and fighter jets. Soon she will no longer have to rely on fossil fuel for her energy needs. Of course a country like that is dangerous for US hegemony, Israeli fascists, and the tinpot Arab dictatorships in the pockets of the Yanks. So of course they will do absolutely anything to stop Iran.
The fact is that nothing can stop Iran because she is at the point of no return. I applaud Iran in her efforts and wish her well. I live in hope that Iran will also be able to build and maintain a nuclear arsenal to deter the threats emanating from certain Jewish entities, and maybe she can even take pre-emptive action to forestall such threats in the future (hint: threat of heavy bombardment of the cities and infrastructure of said threatening Jewish entity).
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So, here’s a pretty clear call for pre-emptively nuking “the cities and infrastructure” of the “Jewish entity”.
Mind you, the “Jewish entity” — that means ShamelessHussy is either too dumb to understand that the pc code requires to substitute Jewish for Zionist, or he/she is simply testing how far you can go…
September 24, 2009 at 6:26 am
AKUS
Well, they brought in a substitute – Ben White!
He has an article about Fayad which has brought down this stern warning after the thread was open for 45 minutes:
CifEditor
24 Sep 09, 10:12am (about 1 hour ago)
Staff Staff
OFF-TOPIC WARNING:
This is an article about Salam Fayyad and West Bank politics. Please confine your discussion to that. Further comments about Hamas may be deemed off-topic and deleted by the moderators.
Has Berchmans been made an honorary moderator? Was he trying to say:
No to any allegations that Hamas are Palestinians and that Gaza is part of Palestine!!
We may be about to witness a first – a moderator’s comment deleted by … the moderators when they realize how far this strays from the GWV!!
September 24, 2009 at 6:49 am
AKUS
Talk about Postman bites dog!!
Its going to be a great day on that humorous blog called CIF! They are clearly trying to compete with Gaddafi for laughs!!
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The stern warning on the Fayyad thread is promptly followed by:
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sticktothetopic
24 Sep 09, 10:48am (31 minutes ago)
This comment has been removed by a moderator. Replies may also be deleted.
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Namokel (for those new to the scene – Namokel is one of the most vociferous Israel bashers …)
24 Sep 09, 10:50am (28 minutes ago)
Ben White says
Yet for a presidential bid, Fayyad would face significant obstacles to victory, notably his lack of either a support base or affiliation to the main parties, Fatah and Hamas.
CifEditor says
This is an article about Salam Fayyad and West Bank politics. Please confine your discussion to that. Further comments about Hamas may be deemed off-topic and deleted by the moderators.
How can you possibly discuss West Bank politics without commenting on both Hamas and Fatah.
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Good question namokel!!!
Here’s another good one:
How can you possibly discuss West Bank politics when all the pro-Israeli posters are being systematically banned or having their comments deleted????
September 24, 2009 at 7:14 am
Mita
This Ben White article is a minute by minute experience. You can’t blink or yoú’ve missed a vital bit of evidence of the total panic of the mod gods as they try to work out what they should or shouldn’t be against. The answer is wholesale deletion. Perhaps we will refresh our pages only to find the whole article has vanished like the snows of yesteryear.
Back to the thread now!
September 24, 2009 at 7:49 am
AKUS
Mita – you are right! Panic reigns!
CifEditor
24 Sep 09, 12:35pm (11 minutes ago)
Staff Staff
OFF-TOPIC WARNING
Several readers have continued posting off-topic comments in this thread. The moderators are removing them.
That naughty Teacup and Namokel keep infringing community standards …
Will they also be banned???
September 24, 2009 at 10:43 am
Mita
That naughty Teacup and Namokel keep infringing community standards …
Will they also be banned???
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You are talking of the CiF elite. Keep your eyes lowered when you speak of them.
September 24, 2009 at 12:01 pm
AKUS
Well, it didn’t take long for the lust for advertising dollars to kick in …
A new article by Freedman on – wait for it – CiFWatch’s topic … anti-Semitism!!
And the first comment is …
CifEditor
24 Sep 09, 3:07pm (about 2 hours ago)
Staff Staff
OFF-TOPIC WARNING
Please confine comments to issues raised in this article. Off-topic comments may be removed by the moderators.
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We seem to be educating the Guardian as to the content of thatappears on its web-site (by the way – similar warnings ONLY seem to be posted on I/P threads at this time)
CIFWatch may be putting itself out of business.
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But be strong and of good courage … the Editors Warning doesn’t mean removing comments like the following lie by an “As-A-Jew” stating that Israel uses chemical weapons …
Spot
24 Sep 09, 3:33pm (about 1 hour ago)
I am Jewish [and therefore can say the most horrible things about other jews without fear of contradiction] and can say that I have shouted worse things at the tv when I have seen Israel using chemical weapons against women and children.
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So CIFWatch may still have to “go marauding across”, as Freedman might write, the Guardian’s website for a while yet to shine a little light into some of the darker corners …
September 24, 2009 at 12:04 pm
SilverTrees
Excellent article AKUS.
The more irony the better. CiF doesn’t “do” irony….
And as for Bunglawhatever, “Georgina” daren’t let him go for fear he might do a Lord Ahmed but threaten a march on the Guardian offices.
They can dish it out (or try to) but they certainly can’t take it.
September 24, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Mita
It is now getting on towards evening and the enthusiasm about purity on the Fayyad thread is waning. There are all sorts of side discussions going on of the type stringently prohibited at the start.
New mods mod cleaner would you say?
September 24, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Mita
Spot
24 Sep 09, 3:33pm (about 1 hour ago)
I am Jewish [and therefore can say the most horrible things about other jews without fear of contradiction] and can say that I have shouted worse things at the tv when I have seen Israel using chemical weapons against women and children.
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hmm definitely as-a-dog errr sorry as-a-Jew
I have never seen Israel using chemical weapons against anyone
September 24, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Mita
Such gentlemanly consideration!
CommunityMod
24 Sep 09, 5:55pm (1 minute ago)
To prevent this thread from going off topic, it will be closing overnight from 7pm.
Thanks for your comments.
September 24, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Fairplay
Don’t you love the – “I am Jewish BUT I’m not a Zionist” – type of poster?
Is there any way of checking Spot’s bona fides? It smells fishy to me.
September 24, 2009 at 2:14 pm
sababa
Well, what a number: Seth Freedman holds forth on antisemitism… How mucho mucho he knows about it is nicely illustrated here:
http://elderofziyon.blogspot.com/2009/08/seth-freedman-eliminates-anti-semitism.html
But this is probably Freedman’s recipe for Cif-success: go and give an interview to Press TV, and then go and write a Cif piece about how horrible Press TV is; call Israel a racist “cancer” (just like those who wish for “radiation therapy”) and all sorts of other things, and then write an article posing as he-who-knows-all-about-antisemitism, repeat this pattern as often as you possibly can, and be mucho mucho proud of yourself and your moral rectitude…
September 24, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Fairplay
Well, Seth Freedman’s latest thread has closed for the night with the last post being that of the notorious Israel-hater 56000xp who made some revealing remarks:
“I do not believe speech should be a criminal offence, secondly i feel the man’s outburst was humane under the circumstances – as Israel was attacking a largely civilian population and a farmer was killed – thirdly if he had said something similiar about say Catholics, the Guardian would be giving him his own articles on a regular basis. ”
Britain has no fundamental right to freedom of speech enshrined in law, i believe every country should have – in fact 300 years ago in America they wisely saw further than all of us and included this in and so few nations have matched their wisdom since at any stage. ”
Well – now that you mention it, 56000xp, we too have a very wise document that goes back about 1000 years, which saw much further than most of us. I’m thinking of Rashi’s commentary on Genesis Chapter 1, Verse 1, which asks : Why didn’t the Torah begin with Exodus and the first commandment to the Israelites ( since the main purpose of the Torah is its commandments ) ?
” Because if the nations of the world should say to Israel, “You are robbers, for you conquered by force the lands of the seven nations [of Canaan],” they will reply, “The entire earth belongs to the Holy One, blessed be He; He created it (this we learn from the story of the Creation) and gave it to whomever He deemed proper when He wished, He gave it to them, and when He wished, He took it away from them and gave it to us. ” ( Chabad.org library )
So there we have it. The anti-Zionists have lost their best argument. Israel didn’t steal the land from the Arabs. It was fairly taken ( re-taken ) by the Jews returning to their ancestral home. And if they should answer that the Bible has nothing to do with it, we can say, good – then the Qu’ran should also be left out of the argument as it too confirms the rights of ‘Bani Yisrael’, but anyhow, the legal case is even more convincing. Israel has every right to the land according to the British Mandate and the UN decision in 1947 to partition Palestine.
I’d love to have posted this on CiF, but I doubt it would have been accepted.
September 24, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Margie
Fairplay
We have made Israel ours:
by the love we feel for it,
by the work we have put into it
by the children born on it,
by the bodies buried in it,
by the soldiers who fought for it
by the roads that criss-cross it
and by the trees that transfigure it.
We have made it ours by the language we speak in it,
by the dances we dance on it
and by the songs we sing to it.
We have made it ours by the joy we feel in it
and the tears we have shed for it
September 24, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Fairplay
Margie,
I’m with you 100% – no, make that 150% !
I love your Website, by the way. Kol ha Kavod!
September 24, 2009 at 5:34 pm
cityca
Great article AKUS and excellent comments.
Were I still able to post to CiF, it would concern me that the CiFEditor (Georgina/Matt?), now issues stern warnings about posting OffTopic or else (Ben White article). As I’m not………
They’re getting rather fraught over there at Farringdon Street.
Good
September 24, 2009 at 5:52 pm
cityca
Margie
Beautiful and true. I was tempted to use that as a template for why the Palestinians don’t have a land but it’s late. I’ll come back to it. Well done.
September 24, 2009 at 6:31 pm
sababa
Margie, your line “and by the trees that transfigure it” reminded me of something I read recently — I think it was Ariadne who left the link on another thread here:
http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/History/Hope_Simpson.html
– which is a British report about Palestine in 1930. It’s very long, but I scrolled through it, reading a bit here and there, and one of the passages that caught my eye was this:
“There is a small Jewish village called Motza, close to Jerusalem, where a farmer of the name of Broza has planted an orchard, on what seemed to be sterile and barren rock. The trees and the vines have flourished, and what was a wilderness without vegetation of any kind is now a fine orchard producing a large income for its proprietor. The result is the more praiseworthy in that the planter received no assistance from any Jewish or other sources, but created the property by his own exertions. Another instance of development on the same lines is the orchard planted by the Zionist Organisation at Dilb. (Kiryath Anavin). The land on which that orchard has been planted was similar to that of Motza. The trees were not irrigated but they have succeeded wonderfully. A similar instance is to be found in the Jewish suburb of BethHakarem, close to Jerusalem, where a hillside which appeared to be hopelessly bare and arid is now covered with gardens containing trees of every kind. Everywhere the Jews are planting, and have planted trees, and there is no one of their colonies where this branch of agricultural activity is not in evidence.”
September 24, 2009 at 9:01 pm
John Brown
sababa – do you remember that crazy article by some palestinian on CIF talking about the “blue velvert hills” and the gazelles?
Even in the 1930′s it seems those hils were as barren as the WB hills are today – except where jewish settlements are once again maiking the desert bloom.
So they will go back to the Arabs, and once more they will turn the orchards and famed land into rocky slopes.
Churchill told the Peel Commission in 1937:
“When the great hordes of Islam swept over these places [i.e.', Palestine] they broke it all up, smashed it all up. You have seen the terraces on the hills which used yto be cultivated, which under Arab rulers have remained a desert … where the Arabs go, it is often desert.”
Gilbert, “Churchill and the Jews”, paperback, Pg. 115-116
September 25, 2009 at 12:02 am
JerusalemMite
WINSTON CHURCHILL ON ISLAM – SPEECH IN 1899! 110 years ago:
“How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy.
The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live.
A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.
Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities, but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it.
No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilization of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilization of ancient Rome.”
Sir Winston Churchill (The River War, first edition, Vol. II, pages 248-50(London: Longmans, Green & Co., 1899)
September 25, 2009 at 12:25 am
Margie
Thank you for your kind words Fairplay and Cityca.
You might find the Resources section of The Olive Branch useful. There’s also a link to it in CifWatch’s Resource section. We collect facts and figures, timelines and important documents there as well as links to regional and international newspapers, blogs and useful and relevant webpages.
. Have you ever noticed how quickly CiF deletes postings that praise the spirit of Israel or Israeli achievements?
September 25, 2009 at 6:03 am
Fairplay
Wow, JMite – Churchill was spot on! Not very P.C. in today’s terms, but in those days even the great writers like G. B. Shaw or H.G. Wells ( socialists to boot ) would come out with similar patronising sentiments regarding “inferior” civilisations.
September 25, 2009 at 6:06 am
Fairplay
Margie, I’ve suggested before on this site that we should trumpet Israel’s achievements to offset all the defensive stuff that we’re forced to put out to rebut the lies on CiF. At least here, they won’t be deleted.
I shall try to keep up with the Olive Branch too.
September 25, 2009 at 6:59 am
JerusalemMite
Fairplay – Wow, JMite – Churchill was spot on!
Yes. What I find so surprising is that Churchill was very young when he wrote that and it is so applicable today. Especially about science being to shield against the advances of Islam.
Could this be why Saudi Arabia is investing hundreds of billions of dollars in a huge new university on Saudi soil. It will be interesting to see how it develops. If it ever evolves into a true ground breaking university or just a monument to the money that Arabs bleed off the world economy through their oil.
One wonders how they will approach theories of Evolution and geology. And inter-stellar distances and time. Will they try to build a time machine to investigate what the Prophet actually said. Not what he was reported to have said.
The existing universities in the Arab world seem to be unexciting.
September 25, 2009 at 8:57 am
John Brown
Fairplay – you can read much more of Churchill’s views about Arabs in Gilbert’s book, “Churchill and the Jews”. Were Churchill and others so patronizing, or just accurately reporting what they saw?
We live in a world so PC that pointing out the obvious – that the emperor has no clothes – has become a reason for ridicule and opprobrium on sites like CIF.
For example – the Arab slave trade continued well into the 20th century, and even seems to be prevalent today – I think there is even a committee of the UN that is supposed to deal with it, though given the number of Arab countries in the UN I wonder how serous that effort is. Is it patronizing, Islamophobic or simply realistic to point something like that out?
When you look at the pictures of Israel from the 1890′s and the first part of the 20th century, and see almost no signs of cultivation by Arabs – was it patronising to point that out, or simply a statement of truth by all that visited there – even people like Mark Twain? The bulk of the WB looks the same even today. All the nonsense about Israel taking the water from the WB, for example, doesn’t explain why, up to 1967, the WB was still a largely barren area, as it remains today.
The worst part of this PC nonsense is that in the end it defeats its purpose, by giving people like the WBers or Gazans excuses to hide behind – blame others – Israel, the West, the Martians – for their problems rather than rolling up their sleeves and getting on with improving their own conditions.
September 25, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Fairplay
John Brown – you’re preaching to the choir.