Charisma is a difficult thing. It works for some and not for others. I was never unde Bill Clintons ‘charisma’ although I admired his intelligence.

Sarah Palin doesn’t do anything for me except perhaps a stirring in the groin.

Dawkins, on the other hand, resonates with my thoughts on ‘what is’. His is the only book, ‘The God Delusion’ that I have purchased in 20 years apart from technical books.

One mans guru is anothers idiot.

Richard Dawkins is, like Jonathan Freedland, a self-proclaimed prophet, who freely proclaims his prophetic knowledge and his own genius. However, Dawkins goes one step beyond Jonathan Freedland because he is his own Supreme Being.

Jonathan Freedland’s Supreme Being, on the other hand is widely worshipped and followed across the world (and especially amongst the scribes of the Guardian, who bow to quite a few Supreme Beings).

Richard will therefore regard the newest Book of the Guardian (and indeed the Book of Seamus) with the same contempt with which he regards all other scriptures.

Additionally, I should perhaps note that Richard Dawkins has undergone numerous, but sadly unsuccessful, sense of humour transplants, as his own was sadly destroyed at a relatively early age by acute over-inflammation of self-regard.

I am even more delighted to inform you that I have today published the first known translation of the exciting now discovery of the Book of the Old Guardian Chronicles. Scholars are even now at work on the links between these two very important records of this amazing historical period.

I hope both Books will be widely read and published, opening up debate on the very sad and troubled period of Jewish history to which they refer.

Further research on the Book of the Old Guardian Chronicles is now continuing and readers will shortly be able to follow online links which will link directly to the known historical sources.

I actually reported CIF to Honest Reporting and they replied to me that they too had totally given up on monitoring CIF because it was a Sisyphean task – almost every single post on it concerning Israel, and the comments on those items, is full of lies and distortions.

Kudos to you all for diving in the dumpster so we don’t have to.

How it will irkthem.

Funniest thing I’ve seen for quite a while.

There’s going to be a lot of knicker twists going on at The Guardian.

This could go one or two ways – either he’ll fizz about until he self-combusts (from his photo he looks as though he takes himself far too seriously) or the Guardianistas will be deployed here in his defence.

It’s hilarious, though. You should submit it to CiF!